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Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
2:35 am
mybalconyscene i can't believe this shit is still here.

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Friday, January 23rd, 2004
5:53 pm

unrelatedakin
Al has not received any love. No one posts in Al's community. Because all of you suck. You hear me? Al does not approve suckas.

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
9:09 pm

buriedinheresy
AL BORLAND IS AWESOME. just thought that i would reiterate that fact. clearly. absolutely necessary.

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Monday, December 1st, 2003
9:46 pm

unrelatedakin
So, no one loves AL anymore? What did AL ever do to you guys? You just decide to forget all about poor old AL. All AL ever did for you guys was make you laugh, and give you advice, fashion tips. Poor AL.

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Friday, October 24th, 2003
9:41 pm

buriedinheresy
just wanted to mention that fucking AL HAS HIS OWN TALKSHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a total advancement in television. i believe it will make history. much like the cosby show and oprah.

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Tuesday, September 16th, 2003
10:58 pm - bwahhahaha.

unrelatedakin
Spunkyrat: pff
Spunkyrat: anything lumberjack related is out
ogled by old men: but...
ogled by old men: com'on.
ogled by old men: do it for al.
Spunkyrat: I never even liked Al that much
ogled by old men: !
ogled by old men: how dare you.
Spunkyrat: sorry-- but its true

Greg, I cannot even begin to explain my anger with you.

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Tuesday, September 9th, 2003
1:53 am

unrelatedakin
poor al is being severly neglected...


someone give this big flannel man some lovin'

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Wednesday, April 16th, 2003
10:02 am

buriedinheresy
HOOORAY AL!!!!!!!!!!! just like beer.

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Tuesday, April 15th, 2003
10:22 pm

tigerface
w00t for Al!

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Sunday, April 6th, 2003
11:50 pm

unrelatedakin
ARRRRRGHHH!!!!!

We must all rock the pirate shirt with a passion!

Black beards comin for yo mutha in the middle of the night.

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Thursday, April 3rd, 2003
4:33 pm

unrelatedakin
It was a dark night, many, many years ago. My brother, father, and I sat in the living room. We’d just washed the dog and the entire room smelled of flea and tick shampoo. We pushed in the video tape, now it was pretty boring at first, and I wanted to go to sleep, but after about 20 minutes things got really interesting. Who would’ve thought that dinosaurs could be brought back to life?

As I watched my fascination grew, and grew, then it shrank, and then (dun dun duuuunnn!) grew back ten fold. Just as the screwy insurance man was plucked off the outhouse toilet, my life was forever changed. If dinosaurs can really get you when you’re in the most private place known to man, what is to stop them from getting you anywhere? Nothing, that’s what. Do you think you’re safe sitting in your bed reading a book? ABSOLUTELY NOT! They’re coming for you, that’s for sure. You better keep your eyes open.

I became so paranoid that I couldn’t even open the refrigerator without expecting to see Samuel L. Jackson’s arm partially bitten off hanging on to the jar of pickles. I’d sit in my closet, listening for the sounds of raptor claws hitting the wood floors. What if they figured out how to climb the stairs? DEAR GOD! I wouldn’t sleep for days. I couldn’t cross the backyard to get into the garage, for fear of repeating the same mistake Laura Dern made. Dinosaurs could definitely outrun me in no time flat. And by no time flat, I mean in 2.3 seconds because I timed it.

Not only was I afraid of dinosaurs, but of Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough. What were those two up to? A weird guy with wacky hair and a terrible stutters? Why on earth didn’t he die when the T.Rex ate his leg? And the old man with the precarious laugh and bottomless pocket. ‘Hi I’m ninety years old and decided to create dinosaurs because my life has no meaning, now I’m going to unleash them on some nice scientists.’ Every time I fell asleep I saw their faces on the heads of dinosaurs attacking me. Every time I woke up, I checked to see if my face was still attached. Those two little kids definitely should’ve been the first to go. It boggles my mind, and even now, I zone out and can’t stop thinking about it. This movie changed my life so profoundly, and only now have I been able to venture into the backyard without a baseball bat. Jurassic Park is a movie no impressionable person should ever watch.

current mood: wacky

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Friday, March 28th, 2003
7:33 am

buriedinheresy
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die.























































sorry i was watching the price is right.

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Thursday, March 20th, 2003
12:29 am

buriedinheresy
soooooooo the war has begun. not really feeling that. but i am sure that somewhere out there al is doing his best to ease all tensions between everyone. al always was a great mediator.

i really don't care that much about al borland. i just find it funny that i started a fucking community based on him. i don't even watch that much tv. it is just funny, i guess. not really though.

i am looking for places that i can pay a florida power bill. i hate doing this shit. i can't wait to get away from here for the weekend. with the coolest, most beautiful person in the entire fucking world. i am excited. and you are all jealous. i haven't had a haircut in so long. it is going to be nuts. i have decided that i wish i could grow an 'al beard'. that would be awesome, but i can't. i get like a spotchy beard thing. fuck.

ok, here is the deal on the war. america fucking sucks. it should be burned to the fucking ground. and i welcome my impending castration for saying that. bring it the fuck on. just don't cut off my freshly shaven testicles, because i can sell those at FSU and bask in fucking capitalism and greed.

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Friday, March 19th, 2004
1:13 pm - cup full of condoms (asshole full of cum)

throatbleeder
fucking straight trick ass bitch i hate tutrles fucking astronauts

current mood: envious

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
9:02 pm

unrelatedakin
aw man, that al borland is the sexiest mothafucka out there. Any man with more hair on his face than his head is gorgeous, we should all be so lucky. And that shitasscocksucka tim 'the tool man' taylor is the filthiest grease ball on the block, I'ma stab him in da face wit my screwdriver/icepick/key to my house next time I see him. who he think he is making the santa clause and shit, thinkin' he's all smart cause he made a pun, fuck his ass up.

current mood: pee on yo' bed.

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12:15 am

buriedinheresy
i thoroughly enjoy how i am the only one who is putting anything in here. but alas we have a new member!!!!! s to the c-o-r-e. why? hahaha, that is my name. c-o-r-e-why. like it or love it, it is staying. so yeah, ice cream. good stuff. and bananananananaananananananananannas. good as well. do you know what else is good? al motherfucking borland. who else was a good sidekick on a tv show?? hmmm, screech. i bet if there was a screech community it would have 2903849023849023849028490128408120349812 members by now. hmmm, barney rubble, milhouse, mr. sprocket, barnum, bailey. wait, those guys are assholes. fuck the circus. unless it has humans being shot out of cannons. that makes everything better. we should shove the bush family, ashcroft, cheney, powell, bill o'reilly, jessie helms, and jerry falwell in a cannon and bomb iraq with that. that would sure get rid of sadaam. they can all sit over there and masterbate with their goddamn oil and have all sorts of fun. now that is what i want to see on cnn, not the pH scale of terrorism.

showdown:



SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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Saturday, March 15th, 2003
11:59 pm

buriedinheresy
well well well, no one has decided to join the community. 0

watch the shit out for the electronic water balloons that are going around in here. shit will fuck you up. i guess no one really cares about good old al from home improvement. i always thought he was a funny guy, him and that guy who always ate all the donuts. he was h-i-double-larious.

so i would like to start a little open forum about something. i would like to hear everyone's opinion on playing horseshoes. i mean, what is it? is it a sport? can you be sponsored? are they real horse shoes? do horse's have brand name shoes that they prefer? do they get beat up for them if they have nice ones? do horsies listen to method man and redman? because they fucking should.

discuss.

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Wednesday, March 12th, 2003
12:42 am

buriedinheresy
soo yeah, finally. GO AL!!!!!!!!! this shit will be maintained by...frank - and me - . so you can pretty much be assured that it will be full of stupidity.

current mood: cranky

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